Jailbait Problem
Another campaign appearance, another Ted Nugent controversy. Mainstream Republicans and everyone to their left are appalled. But no one is surprised. Nugent’s incendiary rhetoric (read: infamous idiocy) is, at this point, expected and tiresome. It has become difficult to muster the outrage.
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cheap canada goose uk Two years before recording “Jailbait,” Ted Nugent had the novel idea of becoming legal guardian to a 17 year old girl, so that they could have sex without, you know, her parents having legal recourse. They acquiesced. “I guess they figured better Ted Nugent than some drug infested punk in high school,” he told VH1, years later. In the same documentary, he claimed to have had several relationships with young girls, and seems to brag about gaining their parents’ approval, too. (Though he didn’t go so far as to adopt any of them.) cheap canada goose uk
That sounds. an awful lot like that line in “Jailbait.” You know, the one just before he urges the cop to handcuff the girl so they can both rape her. Wrap your mind around that for a moment: the man wrote, recorded canada goose outlet near me and released a semi autobiographical pedophile joke. And then campaigned with Rick Perry.
buy canada goose jacket Okay, okay. Seventeen is not 13. I’m not going to pretend that it is, or that an adult relationship with a 17 year old is proof that someone is a hebephile who will have sex with a 13 year old. It isn’t a good sign, but interest in post pubescent girls is hardly an indicator that someone likes to canada goose outlet store calgary have sex with pre pubescent girls. Let’s face it: all of your favorite rock stars from days gone by were having sex with underage groupies. And almost every man who isn’t a rock star has at least unwittingly fantasized about doing it. (The most common word in porn titles is “teen,” and if you think that all of those teens are really of legal age, you are incredibly nave.) buy canada goose jacket
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“Previous relationships.” Not, “his long time hobby of siring groupie bastards.” That canada goose outlet us wouldn’t be very “family values.”
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I encourage anyone to listen to that (NSFW) interview. It isn’t leveled as some sort of angry allegation. Love comes across as fairly reluctant to reveal her age at the time of the incident. In fact, she seems to feel shame about it. (Which, of course, she should not.)
To be clear: Nugent says that he does not remember the incident with Love. He is not guilty just because he is accused. That is an incredibly serious allegation and, given that recollections are clouded by a haze of three decades and god knows how many drugs, it is to be taken with a grain of salt.
canadian goose jacket Still, he doesn’t say, “Because I wouldn’t have had sex with a 12 year old.” He just denies recalling it. That’s very disturbing. I’ve met 30 year olds who could pass for 15 and 15 year olds who could pass for 30, but I have never met a 12 year old girl who could pass for 18. Puberty is pretty key in that regard. Rather than deny that he would have done it, Ted Nugent wrote a semi autobiographical novelty song about how he’d have liked to. He doesn’t seem to see it as a very serious allegation. canadian goose jacket
Imagine for a moment that Ted Nugent is not widely known as king of the inbred. Imagine, instead, that he is an attorney in Manhattan. Or Bono. Or that, instead of Courtney Love, he was accused of receiving oral sex from a 12 year old boy. And then recording a song about how he’s really into that. After adopting a 17 year old so he could have sex with her.
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Instead, Nugent is embraced as some sort of down home firebrand. He’s a redneck rock star; sex with kids is just part of the package! Sarah Palin says that if a candidate “is good enough for Ted Nugent, he is good enough for me!” Congressmen invite him to the State of the Union. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is attacked (in a fairly convoluted way) canada goose outlet store quebec for associating with Ronan Farrow.
How can anyone be seen on a campaign stage with a man with this sort of personal history? What is wrong with these people?
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